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set it to generate 1 pokemon, all regions, all types
0. This Pokémon is you. I am in control of my body and brain. Sweet.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
Fairy with a flower~
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
This guy? Piece of cake.
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
.... Uh, kid? Go whip your tail in front of the teacher so we have high grades and he has low defense.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
Ahhh shit.
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
.... We gun have an egg. BI
7. This Pokémon is your ex: Probably. I don't like these lil' fuckers.
8. This Pokémon stalks your every waking moment: ....Water types....
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you: To keep me warm in chilly nights? Sure. Watch the beak, though.
10. This Pokémon ate all your cake: .... Nope.
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in bed last night: You gonna be my little pillow.
12. This Pokémon punched your mom: How???
13. This Pokémon will do anything to steal your shoes:
Go ahead and try! I'm super effective!
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
Kay.
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
...Uh.... Thanks?
16. This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories: How cute!
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
Ice giraffe dino! ... Cool. (heehee)
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
Haven't gone to the dentist in a while, so nah. Bye!
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
... I fucking hate this guy. Do I kill him in it?
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Oh hai.
21. This Pokémon plays with you in an alternate universe:
I normally like spiders... Not this, though.
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
....WHY????
23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
Flop canvas.... I like it!
24. This Pokémon is the first you will encounter:
....Water types....
25. This Pokémon will come take care of you when you can't:
Help me....
26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
Fuck.
27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats: WHY? But I liked you! QnQ
28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
.... No. Just kill me.
29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
I will definitely lose at DDR.
30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people: *points* I choose you, to kindly fuck off! I don't do tags. But anyone can do this and just steal it like I did. :3